Entry #1

The Stoner Squirrels of Lollipop Forest

2007-08-19 18:13:19 by Schmut

One day in Lollipop forest, three squirrels sat getting stoned and contemplating the infinite universe and all of existence.
One stoner squirrel said to the others, "I believe God created the Lollipop forest and the Cola River and he designed us in his image."
Another squirrel disagreed with this. "What then of the presence of the god? I see no proof for your nonsense. We squirrels came about from millions of years worth of evolution and natural selection until we were the dominant species of the Lollipop forest."
The third squirrel sat and pondered for a while before saying, "I will cut existence in half. To you I will offer the western realm and to you I will offer the east. Come back to me in one week with all of the followers you can find and I shall judge your theory."
So the two squirrels left to find followers and the third sat for one week smoking all of the weed they'd left behind and enjoying the scenery with Harold the hedgehog.
When the other two squirrels came back he was way too high to make any form of decision so the debate was left unresolved.
They all got high and saw that it was good and from that day forth no squirrel has confined his existence to a belief-structure, because life in the Lollipop forest is too short.


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robattlerobattle

2007-08-19 22:43:13

*cough* joke *cough*

Schmut responds:

If you'd care to ellaborate then perhaps you'd look less like a moron.
If you choose not to ellaborate then how am I supposed to take your comment seriously?
Joke? What's a joke?
I'm dreadfully sorry about your cough, also, but please refrain from typing your bodily functions in the future.
Now, please try to explain yourself in more than one word, like intelligent human beings are supposed to be able to!


SouleMan86SouleMan86

2007-08-23 02:31:24

definatly not your best work but still interesting. Let me ask you in all seriousness...were you smoking something when you thought of this.

Schmut responds:

Of course I was.
I was high as a kite and I thought it'd be great to tell a children's story for stoners. I don't smoke anymore because I got really paranoid and started to feel like I was beginning to get schizophrenia.
I don't feel ashamed of having smoked pot, though. It was a valuable life experience. And that's exactly what a good writer needs, lots and lots of unique experiences.


GrindGrind

2007-09-17 16:11:33

There was not enough cocaine in this story, sorry


ripoffhitmanripoffhitman

2007-10-27 09:58:28

I agree with m to the c, definatly not enough drugs, add more and it will be a fukin masterpeice.


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